Retirees, you are unhappy with your BMWs because you are using them wrong. »
Hey! Nice job there Cory A!
Instead of simply being an asshole who makes fun of other people's dreams and aspirations (no matter how deserving they may be of being on the receiving end), you have become a lazy, conniving, pretentious asshole who also figured out a way to monetize it. »
I'm also going to beat Vettel by riding a unicycle through Downtown Atlanta while balancing a penguin on my ass. »
I remember reading an article in a vintage Reader's Digest from my uncle's collection (late 60's or early 70's) about the Tomcat. »